Hulk Hogan’s arm is bigger than my leg
posted by saurabh in Uncategorized |
I was reading The Poorman instead of working, and I happened to see an ad for some VH1 reality TV show featuring Hulk Hogan*. In this ad, it appears that Mr. Hogan’s arms are roughly the size of two hammerhead sharks. At first I thought that they actually WERE hammerhead sharks, which had somehow gobbled up his regular, normal-sized arms as a result of some zany bid to get high ratings. Through careful inspection, however, I was able to determine that Mr. Hogan is simply a disgusting freak of some sort.
I’d like to point out that the aforementioned leg (i.e., mine) is not strictly speaking within one standard deviation of normal. It is what is best described, technically, as a “chicken-leg”. Still, I hadn’t to date encountered any individuals whose arms are actually bigger than my legs. I find this rather intimidating. Fortunately, Mr. Hogan also has that ridiculous handle-bar mustache, which I think makes us even.
* Note: this marks the official death of reality television. It’s over, people. You can come out of your bunkers.
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Hulk hogan has been around for years. Also his arms are that
size due to body buiding. There are many peoples arms in this
world that are even bigger than hogans. Either you have been
living in a closet or your so young that you haven’t seen the
world. The ridiculous handle-bar mustache, Well the same goes
for his mustache, your not in this world. Freak i don’t think
so.
Wow, thanks for telling me that! I’ve been wondering what everyone was talking about when they go on about “amber waves of grain” and “purple mountains majesty” - the world as I know it only has 2 square feet of total area and is usually pitch dark, occupied only by myself and the occasional parka. But - a closet, you say? That explains everything! My life suddenly makes sense!