28th September 2005

Insecure much?

posted by hedgehog in Uncategorized |

Why does this remind me of those guys who want so badly to convince you they’re straight, lifting weights all the time and keeping their hair trimmed all cute-like?

Red state newspaper looking for like-minded
journalist
Location: Greensboro, North Carolina
Job Status: Full-time
Website: http://rhinotimes.com
Description:
The Rhinoceros Times, a family-owned conservative weekly in Greensboro, NC, is looking for a full-time reporter. We expect reporters to write lengthy, well-researched stories.

Funny how you never see liberals applying this sort of political litmus test. Go figure.


There are currently 4 responses to “Insecure much?”

  1. 1 On September 28th, 2005, Anonymous said:

    Eh? Liberals are just so much more discreet, the shrewd elitists that they are. Only half joking. 

    Posted by Dan

  2. 2 On September 28th, 2005, Anonymous said:

    Aw, fucking weak! They’re stealing our iconography! 

    Posted by saurabh

  3. 3 On September 28th, 2005, Anonymous said:

    Yes, Saurabh saw the real problem. Whose frickin Rhinoceros? Our frickin Rhinoceros. Repeat 100 times slow. 

    Posted by hedgehog

  4. 4 On September 28th, 2005, Anonymous said:

    I actually don’t get the answer to your first question, but maybe it’s b/c I’ve never actually known too many of those guys outside the movies.

    Too bad they’re family owned, or y’all could try to recruit Robert Stribley  to help with a hostile takeover. Arrrrrr!

     

    Posted by Saheli

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