Comments on: I, bridegroom. http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:53:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Anonymous http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1288 Anonymous Fri, 15 Sep 2006 14:51:40 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1288 Saheli,<br/><br/>This is freaky. I think I used to be Bengali in my past life! And we're not from Kanpur, we're from Lucknow. UP is full of Kayasthas. Lots of us in Bihar as well. And I knew a Malyali kayastha once, which was really weird. <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a>DearDarlingDidi Saheli,

This is freaky. I think I used to be Bengali in my past life! And we’re not from Kanpur, we’re from Lucknow. UP is full of Kayasthas. Lots of us in Bihar as well. And I knew a Malyali kayastha once, which was really weird. 

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]]> By: sauravhttp://www.passtheroti.com http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1287 sauravhttp://www.passtheroti.com Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:18:41 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1287 <i>#5? You must have a freaky sex life. I'm not into that rough stuff. Light bondage and not-all-that-painful whipping is more my cup of tea - keep the 'D' out of B&D and the 'S' out of S&M.</i> <br/><br/>Well, as delighted as I am that I managed to provoke this much lurid detail, I have to admit that I wasn't referring to the sex part there as much as the work. A little self defense training does a sex worker good. <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a><a HREF="http://www.passtheroti.com" REL="nofollow" TITLE="saurav at passtheroti dot com">saurav</a> #5? You must have a freaky sex life. I’m not into that rough stuff. Light bondage and not-all-that-painful whipping is more my cup of tea - keep the ‘D’ out of B&D and the ‘S’ out of S&M. 

Well, as delighted as I am that I managed to provoke this much lurid detail, I have to admit that I wasn’t referring to the sex part there as much as the work. A little self defense training does a sex worker good. 

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]]> By: Saheli http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1286 Saheli Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:28:08 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1286 Congratulations!!! Can I come to the wedding? Can I play with the pet snake? I like lizards better, but snakes are cool. <br/><br/><i>I never got to see the banyan tree!</i> <br/><br/>DearDarlingDidiOfSaurabh!! You should just come visit us Kayasthas in Kolkata. We have plenty of Banyan trees lying about. I think we even have some here in Kalifornia.<br/><br/>Wait a minute. I thought only Bengalis had Kayasthas still? Are Kanpur Kayasthas from Kannauj? <a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kannauj_District" REL="nofollow">Wow, I think they are</a> . We're probably cousins!!! You have to invite me to the wedding now. <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a><a HREF="http://ssrdatta.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow" TITLE="sahelidatta at hotmail dot com">Saheli</a> Congratulations!!! Can I come to the wedding? Can I play with the pet snake? I like lizards better, but snakes are cool.

I never got to see the banyan tree! 

DearDarlingDidiOfSaurabh!! You should just come visit us Kayasthas in Kolkata. We have plenty of Banyan trees lying about. I think we even have some here in Kalifornia.

Wait a minute. I thought only Bengalis had Kayasthas still? Are Kanpur Kayasthas from Kannauj? Wow, I think they are . We’re probably cousins!!! You have to invite me to the wedding now. 

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]]> By: Anonymous http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1285 Anonymous Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:30:41 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1285 Sorry. I'm sure you're a lovely person, but "coffee with cream" just isn't good enough. Just cream (no coffee) is the ideal complexion for a proper <i>bahu</i> . That's really much more important than the roti thing. Or the is-she-a-good-person thing.<br/><br/>Of course, if Saurabh likes you, then maybe you can ask Michael Jackson how he lightened his skin.  <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a>DearDarlingDidi Sorry. I’m sure you’re a lovely person, but “coffee with cream” just isn’t good enough. Just cream (no coffee) is the ideal complexion for a proper bahu . That’s really much more important than the roti thing. Or the is-she-a-good-person thing.

Of course, if Saurabh likes you, then maybe you can ask Michael Jackson how he lightened his skin.  

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]]> By: mist1 http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1284 mist1 Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:16:12 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1284 Respectfully,<br/><br/>As for the melanin, I prefer to be compared to coffee with cream. Or CoffeeMate if you prefer, as I do.<br/><br/>As for the rotis, I do enjoy a good roti. I however, cannot manage to boil water without an injury. We will have to hire a servant or a monkey to prepare our meals.<br/><br/>As for the Kanpurians, I can assure you that I am not from Kanpur. I cannot even place it on a map. Is it close to Alabama? <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a><a HREF="http://mustgethobby.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow" TITLE="rivers817 at yahoo dot com">Mist1</a> Respectfully,

As for the melanin, I prefer to be compared to coffee with cream. Or CoffeeMate if you prefer, as I do.

As for the rotis, I do enjoy a good roti. I however, cannot manage to boil water without an injury. We will have to hire a servant or a monkey to prepare our meals.

As for the Kanpurians, I can assure you that I am not from Kanpur. I cannot even place it on a map. Is it close to Alabama? 

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]]> By: Anonymous http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1283 Anonymous Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:11:49 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1283 Ahem.<br/><br/>As your older sister, I must object strenuously to this arrangment. What is wrong with this girl that you have not seen fit to introduce her to your family? What do we know about her? What is her family background? Can she make round, fluffy rotis? Most importantly, does she have less melanin in her skin than an agoraphobic albino?<br/><br/><i>The next question is, how should I break this to my parents, who I'm fairly sure have already lined me up with a nice girl from a Kayastha family living in Kanpur.</i> <br/><br/>I wouldn't let them set you up with a girl from Kanpur. Remember what happened to me when I got set up with a guy from Kanpur? I never got to see the banyan tree! You just can't trust those Kanpurians! <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a>DearDarlingDidi Ahem.

As your older sister, I must object strenuously to this arrangment. What is wrong with this girl that you have not seen fit to introduce her to your family? What do we know about her? What is her family background? Can she make round, fluffy rotis? Most importantly, does she have less melanin in her skin than an agoraphobic albino?

The next question is, how should I break this to my parents, who I’m fairly sure have already lined me up with a nice girl from a Kayastha family living in Kanpur. 

I wouldn’t let them set you up with a girl from Kanpur. Remember what happened to me when I got set up with a guy from Kanpur? I never got to see the banyan tree! You just can’t trust those Kanpurians! 

Posted by DearDarlingDidi

]]> By: mist1 http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1282 mist1 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:15:09 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1282 I plead the fifth. Tee hee.<br/><br/>(wink wink) <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a><a HREF="http://mustgethobby.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow" TITLE="rivers817 at yahoo dot com">Mist1</a> I plead the fifth. Tee hee.

(wink wink) 

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]]> By: saurabh http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1281 saurabh Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:01:14 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1281 #5? You must have a freaky sex life. I'm not into that rough stuff. Light bondage and not-all-that-painful whipping is more my cup of tea - keep the 'D' out of B&D and the 'S' out of S&M. <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a><a HREF="http://rhinocrisy.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow" TITLE="rednblack at alum dot mit dot edu">saurabh</a> #5? You must have a freaky sex life. I’m not into that rough stuff. Light bondage and not-all-that-painful whipping is more my cup of tea - keep the ‘D’ out of B&D and the ‘S’ out of S&M. 

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]]> By: sauravhttp://www.passtheroti.com http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1280 sauravhttp://www.passtheroti.com Wed, 13 Sep 2006 18:29:49 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1280 Will you be getting married in the church of the flying spaghetti monster?<br/><br/>In any case, #3 and #5 should come in handy if you "choose" a career in sex work. <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a><a HREF="http://www.passtheroti.com" REL="nofollow" TITLE="saurav at passtheroti dot com">saurav</a> Will you be getting married in the church of the flying spaghetti monster?

In any case, #3 and #5 should come in handy if you “choose” a career in sex work. 

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]]> By: hibiscus http://rhinocrisy.org/2006/09/i-bridegroom/#comment-1279 hibiscus Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:24:48 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=682#comment-1279 may both your blogdoms live in peace <br/><br/><a></a><a></a>Posted by<a><b> </b></a><a HREF="http://sabdariffa.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow" TITLE="alohaflower at mindspring dot com">hibiscus</a> may both your blogdoms live in peace 

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