29th June 2007

Selection FTW!

Next time someone asks you what studying evolution has ever done for humankind, you can tell them: “It cures AIDS, Biyotch!

Whether that’s true is unclear at the moment, but still, this is insanely cool stuff. The Cre/lox system is a well-known tool in the molecular biologist’s napsack. It’s a very simple system that developed in the bacteriophage* P1. Many phage have the same basic strategy for replication that HIV does - integrate yourself into the host genome. The host then goes through repeated cycles of replication, copying the phage DNA in the process. At the right time, it expresses Cre recombinases, which recognize the two identical “loxP” sites flanking the inserted phage genome, neatly excise the intervening viral DNA and stitch together the flanking sequences.
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posted by saurabh in Biology, Health! | 2 Comments

28th June 2007

Our second YouTube post!

I’m stealing this from Bob Harris, because it is awesome and makes my soul sing. The female newscaster (the hero of this piece) is Mika Brzezinski, daughter of Zbig. The cocksucker next to her is Joe Scarborough, MSNBC’s conservative commentator and former House Representative.

My god, there really are human beings out there. Fuckin’ A.

All the comments on the subject you could ever want.

posted by saurabh in A Series of Tubes, Good People | 2 Comments

26th June 2007

Quidquid id est, timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.

Tiny Revolution points to this story about Barack Obama’s decision to “seek foreign policy advice” from Colin Powell. Since Obama’s campaign apparently leaked this news, we may surmise that the intent is less related to actual advice and more related to tying Obama’s image to Powell’s, establishing him as a respectable, establishment figure rather than some loose cannon leftist. This seems to me to be almost trivially true - if Obama really WERE a maverick, a progressive and a force for change then he could not possibly have garnered the level of support he has - tens of millions of dollars worth of support. No - Obama is simply a well-spoken, intelligent man with resolutely centrist politics who happens to be black.

I’ve felt this way about Obama from the very moment he hit the national stage, back in 2004 at the Democratic National Convention. Then a lowly state legislator, Obama gave the keynote address at the DNC, catapulting him to fame and a Senatorial seat. I remember many liberals speaking glowingly of Obama*, but upon reading his speech, I wasn’t exactly sure what they were so pleased with. Obama’s speech was rife with the usual plaudits for traditional Americana. “God, what a great country we live in!” was the sense I got. Yes, put a goatee and glasses on the man and he might look like Malcolm X, but he is a long way away from “By any means necessary”.

Tonight, we gather to affirm the greatness of our Nation — not because of the height of our skyscrapers, or the power of our military, or the size of our economy. Our pride is based on a very simple premise, summed up in a declaration made over two hundred years ago: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

That is the true genius of America, a faith — a faith in simple dreams, an insistence on small miracles; that we can tuck in our children at night and know that they are fed and clothed and safe from harm; that we can say what we think, write what we think, without hearing a sudden knock on the door; that we can have an idea and start our own business without paying a bribe; that we can participate in the political process without fear of retribution, and that our votes will be counted — at least most of the time.

The words of this speech would ring completely hollow if they were spoken by any white politician. “That we can tuck in our children at night and know that they are fed and clothed and safe from harm,” might seem ironic to most black people in this country, who suffer with worse - hah - infant mortality than all of the developed world and at rates more than twice as high as whites. If a black Republican had made a speech like this it would have been roundly rejected as slavish and sycophantic.

I’ve found relatively little worthy of praise in Obama’s political stances. For example, his behavior during the reprehensible Israeli bombing of Lebanon last year was, appropriately, also reprehensible. True, he has “opposed the Iraq war from the start” (though with what level of energy and devotion might be in dispute). This, however, is a fairly minimal criterion from which to proceed. The Bush Administration is now, quite clearly, a bunch of maniacal thugs. Prudently stepping back from crazed thuggery does not make you a model human being, and I would be disappointed if the only result of the past eight years was to make us sigh in relief to be back in the dessicated cradling arms of our usual liche-kings.


* The racial politics of most liberal’s adoration of Obama should pretty much go without comment - “He’s black, but he’s not too black.”

posted by saurabh in Dumbo-crats, The two-headed hydra | 0 Comments

21st June 2007

How I came home from Albuequerque

Tuesday morning I am in the shower before I am even awake, thinking about how the Sandman got his name as my heavy lids slide down over my eyes. We are in our hotel in Santa Fe, at the end of a brief but enjoyable sojourn. Our belongings are still half-scattered across the floor of the room. I seem to have misplaced a pair of boxers; somehow, I suspect the maid.
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posted by saurabh in Bad People, Travesty | 4 Comments

7th June 2007

Robot Watch update

Listen, I am usually afraid to admit I am wrong, but in this instance the evidence is unequivocal. Yes, it’s all about the sexbots, people. Don’t miss this in the comments:

The technology isn’t there yet, but one day it will be. Those who think it’s sick now won’t years from now when a passable android exists. Who doesn’t want a beautiful woman around the house who can do all the housework, never talks back or argues, is totally loyal and obedient, won’t run away, will take care of you in bed without demanding anything, never give you a STD, never get pregnant, and if you get tired of her, you trade her in for a new one without fear of being sued for every penny. A lot more guys than just the sad pathetic ones who can’t get laid any other way would be lining up for this.

Exactly! Who DOESN’T want such a woman? Who doesn’t is no man at all, but some sort of fiendish construct - perhaps engineered in a lab to have abnormal desires!

posted by saurabh in Bad robot!, Insanity, Technocrisy | 5 Comments

6th June 2007

Witty Title Here

One in every 6.5 Iraqis is now a refugee (4.2 million out of 27.5 million). Normally that .5 would be a statistical artifact, but in this case, partial people are among the escapees. Which means that maybe the 800 allowed into the U.S. since 2003 made up as many as 1,600 individuals, if the statisticians were counting blown-up people as 1/2 a person each. Which would be very good news since that would mean we had let in 1 out of every 2,625 refugees, rather than just 1 in every 5,250. That would be cheery news, and I haven’t had any of that since the whales escaped Sacramento.

posted by hedgehog in Government, Middle East, Stackable Coffins, War! | 0 Comments

4th June 2007

Fuck the FCC

I’ll tell those cocksucking motherfuckers what kind of asshole shit I consider obscene. And maybe why I like cunts too.

It is embarrassing to live in a country that allows torture and the execution of minors but thinks families need to be “protected” from the word “fuck.”

posted by hedgehog in Government, Zeitgeist | 2 Comments

1st June 2007

Medical terminology sucks

Hi, folks. I’m trying to get this wreck of a vessel sea-worthy again, so we’ll start off small:

During my illness I read a little bit about mononucleosis, which involved traversing a field littered with medical jargon. Jargon in general is odious and properly to be despised, but medical jargon seems especially useless, since it seems to add almost no specificity. For example, one of the symptoms of mononucleosis is “splenomegaly”. This is a fancy-pants term that means you have an enlarged spleen. What the Christ? In some instances you might have to have a “splenectomy”, also known as a spleen removal. The utility of creating and employing jargon of this sort is that it produces “macrocephaly” in doctors.

posted by saurabh in Health!, Levity | 7 Comments

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