7th June 2007

Robot Watch update

posted by saurabh in Insanity, Technocrisy |

Listen, I am usually afraid to admit I am wrong, but in this instance the evidence is unequivocal. Yes, it’s all about the sexbots, people. Don’t miss this in the comments:

The technology isn’t there yet, but one day it will be. Those who think it’s sick now won’t years from now when a passable android exists. Who doesn’t want a beautiful woman around the house who can do all the housework, never talks back or argues, is totally loyal and obedient, won’t run away, will take care of you in bed without demanding anything, never give you a STD, never get pregnant, and if you get tired of her, you trade her in for a new one without fear of being sued for every penny. A lot more guys than just the sad pathetic ones who can’t get laid any other way would be lining up for this.

Exactly! Who DOESN’T want such a woman? Who doesn’t is no man at all, but some sort of fiendish construct - perhaps engineered in a lab to have abnormal desires!


There are currently 5 responses to “Robot Watch update”

  1. 1 On June 8th, 2007, BigSister said:

    Hey… If the assholes who want a woman like this buy a robot instead, then they’ll be off the, and unable to abuse/manipulate/degrade/destrroy self esteem of a real woman. The types of men who would recoil in disgust at the prospect of having a perfect-robot-wife are the only type worth having anyway.

    I say bring on the fem-bots! (And hunk-bots, for the women who think “empowerment” means being better than men instead of their equals.)

  2. 2 On June 8th, 2007, BigSister said:

    * I meant “off the market”

  3. 3 On June 11th, 2007, hedgehog said:

    Bigsister, it would be nice if it were so simple, but relationships with women happily change such people, or at least provide a check on them. Ideally they teach them, remind them that the world isn’t an adolescent fantasy, show them that their attitudes have consequences. Relationships with fembots won’t have these effects, so we can expect such machines to continue the same self-perpetuating cycle of mysogyny seen today among the women who spend all their time preening and the men who seek such “perfect” women. Only worse, as they won’t even have to compete for attention. Big ew.

  4. 4 On June 11th, 2007, Mist 1 said:

    My new pick up line: “Hi, I’m Mist. I’m a sexbot.”

  5. 5 On June 25th, 2007, hihabiscapa said:

    look where men assemble. large numbers of men with posters of cartoon females. are they all waiting for the tools to catch up with the task? boys like simple input. feel clumsy dancing. cuz it’s gay.

    but doesn’t progress require the nuclear family to become like hydrogen, with only the one, the perfect?

    mist needs to add: “wanna program me? brrt brrt bzz”

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