Comments on: And you thought you had it bad! http://rhinocrisy.org/2008/12/and-you-thought-you-had-it-bad/ Sun, 01 Apr 2012 20:07:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Arkady http://rhinocrisy.org/2008/12/and-you-thought-you-had-it-bad/comment-page-1/#comment-46066 Arkady Wed, 10 Dec 2008 10:35:36 +0000 http://rhinocrisy.org/?p=894#comment-46066 I rarely experience regrets. But this is one time I mourn for the lost opportunity, yes, I really do. If I had just one wish, I'd wish I could back in time and change all my kids' names to Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. To help them keep a sense of individuality, I'd have modified it to Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii #1, Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii #2, etc. etc. And under no circumstance would I have ever, <i>ever</i>, used anything other than the full, glorious name. Alack! It's too late now. But in my despair, I take courage from the fortitude of the family in New Zealand. I rarely experience regrets. But this is one time I mourn for the lost opportunity, yes, I really do.

If I had just one wish, I’d wish I could back in time and change all my kids’ names to Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. To help them keep a sense of individuality, I’d have modified it to Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii #1, Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii #2, etc. etc. And under no circumstance would I have ever, ever, used anything other than the full, glorious name.

Alack! It’s too late now. But in my despair, I take courage from the fortitude of the family in New Zealand.

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