29th
March
2009
Burp
posted by saurabh in A Series of Tubes, Bloorging under the influence, We're Doomed! |When I fold my t-shirts, I hold them by the corners of the shoulders and make a snap-and-fold motion, folding them lengthwise in a single movement. I do this with the ease of long practice, even though I have never consciously noted this action before.
This is the sort of nonsense that would end up on my Twitter feed, if I had one. You guys should feel lucky I don’t.
I can’t fold t-shirts. I’ve tried all my life. The final product is never even vaguely symmetrical. The only solution I could come up with to the problem of poorly-folded t-shirts was marriage
You mean, because your wife doesn’t mind that you fold your shirts poorly?
This is a call to everyone to please step outside the right vs. left paradigm. While there are important issues worth debating within this paradigm, all of them will be moot if we do not focus on a much greater issue outside this paradigm. Thomas Jefferson warned of wealth concentrating to such an extent that it threatened the state. Nowadays the media has taught us all very well to ridicule anyone who talks of central banks usurping the power of government. Well now I suppose the media will have to laugh at themselves, as many outlets from Newsweek to the Financial Times of London are openly discussing the creation of a “bank of the world” that will control economic policies of every nation. I invite you to watch this video, which details how this is currently taking place. While it focuses on our current officials’ cooperation with these plans, it steps out of the typical political paradigm by highlighting the cooperation of both parties. Please do not look to politicians to protect us. Only we can protect us. And our first step must be to reach out to police and military. Without their cooperation, the global elite won’t have the muscle to exercise their will of oppression. Please share this oath-keepers blog with them.
Ahahahahha. I look forward to it!