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What are you resolving this year?
Fermat’s Little Theorem, again (17%)
Slap fewer old ladies (17%)
Run out on the field naked more often (12%)
Get monkey off back, into a good zoo (12%)
Make peace with the mole-people (12%)
Take up smoking (12%)
Can my own vegetables (10%)
Learn the lyrics to “Down Under” by Men At Work (5%)
Forgive Uwe Boll (2%)
Corner the market in turkey stuffing by November (0%)
Total Votes: 41
What do you do most?
Smile (21%)
“Slap the rabbit” (16%)
Try to move things with my mind (14%)
Avoid eye contact (14%)
Kill squirrels (10%)
Fix my hair (9%)
Sing in public (7%)
Cough up some phlegm (7%)
Proposition hot strangers (3%)
Total Votes: 58
What’s the most important debate?
Oatmeal raisin vs. Chocolate chip (22%)
Individual liberty vs. Collective good (19%)
Evolution vs. Creationism (16%)
Obama vs. Clinton (14%)
Atheism vs. Theism (11%)
With us vs. Against us (8%)
Skivvies vs. Commando (5%)
Anthropogenic warming vs. Natural forcing (5%)
Total Votes: 37
Why is your room still dirty?
I’m just about to get started on it (25%)
Because whenever I start cleaning I keep finding marijuana (19%)
Bush cut the Superfund budget (15%)
That’s just the nature of a packed-earth floor (10%)
I love trash! (10%)
Because of the Mexicans (6%)
Because of the gays (4%)
Because of the Arabs (4%)
Because of the Republicans (4%)
I’m letting some friends store their dirt here temporarily (4%)
Total Votes: 52
Which Democrat?
Obama (28%)
Gravel, damnit, you dirty little shit (26%)
Kucinich (19%)
Clinton (12%)
Edwards (9%)
Kodos (6%)
Total Votes: 78
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