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What’s the most important debate?
Oatmeal raisin vs. Chocolate chip (22%)
Individual liberty vs. Collective good (19%)
Evolution vs. Creationism (16%)
Obama vs. Clinton (14%)
Atheism vs. Theism (11%)
With us vs. Against us (8%)
Anthropogenic warming vs. Natural forcing (5%)
Skivvies vs. Commando (5%)
Total Votes: 37
Why is your room still dirty?
I’m just about to get started on it (25%)
Because whenever I start cleaning I keep finding marijuana (19%)
Bush cut the Superfund budget (15%)
That’s just the nature of a packed-earth floor (10%)
I love trash! (10%)
Because of the Mexicans (6%)
I’m letting some friends store their dirt here temporarily (4%)
Because of the Republicans (4%)
Because of the gays (4%)
Because of the Arabs (4%)
Total Votes: 52
Which Democrat?
Obama (28%)
Gravel, damnit, you dirty little shit (26%)
Kucinich (19%)
Clinton (12%)
Edwards (9%)
Kodos (6%)
Total Votes: 78
Do you believe in astrology?
If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say. (29%)
No, I prefer casting chicken bones. (27%)
Your question won’t irritate me after I take this quaalude. (24%)
Yes, I was incensed when they cut funding for people on the cusp of a fire and an earth sign (10%)
Yes, I was incensed when they cut funding for repairing the Hubble! (10%)
Total Votes: 49
What is the greatest joy in life?
Sex (and later brownies) (76%)
Brownies (15%)
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women (9%)
Total Votes: 33
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